The CyberGnome's Garden

Amateur Hysterics

My mother’s been watching the tv news (she still resists taking a leap into the 21st century) and finally heard the GEAS announcements, and then heard that a load of people went off the deep end and decided to make nicey-nicey with trains.

So what does she do? Call to make sure I’m ok. Why, because I might throw myself into traffic? I’m worried but I’m hardly hysterical.

Of course, at least she doesn’t have to worry about ReDS - she has the almighty aloe vera to protect her!